For the Oregon Beer Growler
We live in a beta world. Back when companies put serious effort into beating their competitors’ quality, it was a big deal to be No. 1. It meant your product was better than the other company’s product. It meant your product would likely outlast or outperform the other guy’s. Now, No. 1 means you made the most money the fastest. It means certain careful steps in the testing and certification phase of product development have been sacrificed to hasten your product’s delivery to market. It means your shareholders are happy but your customers, well, not so much. If you ask me, this new No. 1 is a load of No. 2 (yes that number two).
In technology, we’ve witnessed amazing innovation and creativity flowing forth in an uninterrupted stream since the mid-1990s. But then we started seeing beta products — software still in test phase — released for public experimentation and scrutiny. Beta products became increasingly common until, today, pretty much everything is beta. Part of this is due to the dynamic nature of the industry — nothing’s ever really finished anymore. Part of it can be attributed to the speed at which events take place today — hesitation doesn’t win acclaim and make money.
Whatever the case, I don’t mind living in a beta world even though I’m occasionally frustrated by certain oafish flaws in my software — bugs that almost certainly would’ve been caught by a rigorous test protocol. But I’m grateful there’s nothing beta about beer. Sure, the Oregon brewing industry has seen a lot of experimentation and innovation. But in the end, I know I’ll have a great frustration-free product in my glass — like any of the five robust Oregon porters we explored.
Leikam Brewing: Hey Porter, Portland
6.4% ABV; 40 IBUs
Brewer’s Description: Throw down your cash and grab our Hey Porter. You won’t be able to wait for a second pint once you taste this unique blend of coffee, chocolate and wheat malts. Created in honor of our third son, Daniel Porter.
Consumer Comments: A ruddy complexion and vigorous head introduce Leikam Brewing’s Hey Porter. This month’s favorite, the Hey Porter’s nose of blackcurrant, molasses and polite yeast yield to coffee and hints of juniper and a mildly bitter mid-palate. If it sounds complicated, it’s not. This well-balanced brew confidently evolves to a clean finish.
Long Brewing: Paul’s Porter, Newberg
6.2% ABV; 37 IBUs
Brewer’s Description: Intensely black with a thick, tan head, this beer has layers of dark bittersweet chocolate, coffee and caramel aroma. Rich, complex malts create an almost chewy mouthfeel. Finish has some minerality. The porter is lightly hopped to highlight its soft malty sweetness. Little-to-no burnt roast, bitterness or astringency.
Consumer Comments: What he said. (It’s nice when the brewer’s notes nail the beer.) Paul’s Porter from Long Brewing demonstrates a double chocolate theme throughout, along with coffee, caramel and the barest hint of cherry. A lively brew with a big personality, Paul’s Porter is rich without being heavy — this is the funny guy everyone loves at parties, but he doesn’t cross the line. You’ll want to invite him back.
Hop Haus Brewing: Cocos Nucifera Toasted Coconut Porter, Gresham
5.6% ABV; 28 IBUs
Brewer’s Description: Smooth, chocolate, slightly-sweet and roasted malt goodness is balanced with toasted organic coconut and late edition Willamette hops. Together, those flavors provide the basis for a wonderful porter without overwhelming the palate.
Consumer Comments: Coffee and caramel take the lead with Cocos Nucifera Toasted Coconut Porter from Hop Haus. Perhaps the perfect autumn brew, it serves as a segue from summer’s lighter flavors to the forthcoming stoutness of winter. Coffee-themed throughout, this brew’s malty character mellows its upbeat bitterness.
Rusty Truck Brewing Co.: Taft Toffee Porter, Lincoln City
5.0% ABV; 20 IBUs
Brewer’s Description: Named for Rusty Truck’s home in the Historic Taft District, Taft Toffee Porter is a dark and velvety ale with significant toffee and chocolate notes. Slightly lighter in color than mass-produced porters, our version is a tasty twist on the dockworkers’ old favorite.
Consumer Comments: A dark brew with a white frothy cap, Rusty Truck’s Taft Toffee Porter is complex and thoughtful, layered in both flavor and hue. Gentle notes of cherry and plum give way to a lingering orange-citrus finish. This porter is that rare brew that manages to remain true to itself while offering the taster diverse nuances all the way to the bottom of the glass.
Three Creeks Brewing Company: FivePine Chocolate Porter, Sisters
6.2% ABV; 55 IBUs
Brewer’s Description: This is a robust porter that features 2-pounds-per-barrel of the finest Belgian chocolate, creating a slightly roasty pint with underlying chocolate sweetness.
Consumer Comments: Subtle notes of smoky leather rise above the rich depths of FivePine Chocolate Porter from Three Creeks. A hoppy character asserts itself on the mid-palate, buffered by a bit of nutty malt. A gentleman of a beer, the FivePine will mind his manners but you won’t forget the quiet strength beneath his charm.
As long as we’re on the subject of innovation and creativity, I want to suggest an idea for a beta product. I volunteer to exhaustively test this product myself: a built-in USB two-brew cooler with cup holder for my PC. Or maybe six-pack size. Surprise me. Until I get such a device, I’ll have to get up and walk to the fridge for my Oregon craft refreshment. But I’m anxious to begin the beta testing.